Johnny Gonzales

Profile: Johnny Iglesia Gonzales joined the team as international contact and correspondent. Gonzales was adopted and raised by an elderly aristocratic family, growing up in London, England, where he developed a love for skeet shooting while on the sidelines of his mate’s rugby matches. Before being adopted into English aristocracy, he was raised by his single, Mexican birth mother, who had earned millions working for the El Diablo drug cartel as an assassin. Wanting a better life for her child, she set up the adoption before disappearing from Johnny's life forever. Johnny studied Anthropology at England's prestigious Durham University, where he discovered his passion for Asian women and culture. After earning his Masters Degree in Child Psychology at London University, he eloped to Asia, working as a free-lance agent for MI6 while teaching the Queen's English to attractive Japanese University students. After a three year intensive training program in Mie, Japan, he mastered the art of Ninja Assassination, proving that killing for cash in fact flows throughout the Gonzales blood line. Johnny Iglesia Gonzales, currently on assignment in Southeast Asia, but will be returning to London in the near future. To contact Mr. Gonzales, go to the Japanese Embassy in London with a stick of red chalk and write "Love You Long Time," in any language, and you will soon be contacted with a non-negotiable quote for the hit. Or you could just email him instead.