Lush For Life

“Today, I met with town renowned Chef C. Karl Cent, who taught me a fun and excellent recipe that almost anyone can do at home. It’s called the Hard Boiled Egg, and it’s becoming the latest breakfast trend in America. In this one on one interview with Chef Kent, he will explain how to master [...]

“NEW YORK - As the heated debate over whether or not to allow stem cell research rages on in Washington, many are discovering new and interesting ways to use stem cells in applications other than research.

“”The law does not prohibit the abortion of human fetuses,’ said A.J. Franks of the Culinary Institute of America. “”It [...]

“WASHINGTON - Hardcore gambling habits run rampant throughout the main blood stream of the American lifestyle. Trips to Atlantic City - where you can see gross examples of the American Imprint: a sex fiend, coke head, huffing butane from his Bic lighter while he waits for the 40-year old prostitute to return with a [...]

“TAMPA - Costs for students who regularly binge drink are on the rise, a new government study suggests.

The report, released by the U.S. Government Accountability Office, points to the rising costs of alcohol products - as well as popular mixers such as cola - as a key culprit in the increasing costs of higher education.

“”Students [...]

“TAMPA - In a press release held Monday held by the International Association Of Masculine Men, a startling announcement was made. According to members Jose’ Martinez and Martin Scott, a woman at whom they were yelling catcalls, such as, “”Hey, beautiful lady!”” and, “”Where you going, pretty momma? Show me a smile pretty pretty!”” where [...]

BEIJING, CHINA - The world famous Shaolin Temple unveiled to the world press, yesterday, that the venerable Head Abbot has discovered an ancient text that could be the ultimate force in martial arts.

ALBANY, CA - After years of Christian-skewed religious celebrations of the Spring equinox, a small community of Californian residents are taking back Easter. The rights that were performed were taken from the most accurate writings available of the Assyrian Queen demigod, Semiramis. John Poikin, of Albany, led the service.

Gone are the golden days of enjoying a calming Sunday afternoon, sipping on a Mint Julep, an Old Fitz, a Rusty Nail… grilling-up charred, blood-sponge-like shanks of beef, seasoned with a virtuous grit that naturally exudes from your fingertips, surrounded by a group of soused chums who happen to be your closest of confidants… [...]

TAMPA, FL – I took a walk down Dale Mabry Highway to the liquor store so I could stock up & regroup while coming up with a new master plan to acquire one of these pesky brain-numbing devices. A brisk pace through the stark Tampa streets in the moist air that is Southern November can [...]

NAGOYA, JAPAN - A dangerous new craze has swept Japan. A new and potentially lethal form of extreme dieting has caused thousands of young Japanese women to be hospitalized in Nagoya, a city in Central Japan. A spokesperson for the Health Department said that the hospitals cannot cope with the influx of skinny women and [...]