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Two years ago, we started out as a humble website (probably the funniest on the Internet, yet still – somehow – humble), and grew into a humble giant with well over 100,000 hits a month. When the pleas and cries from our adoring public began flooding in, demanding that we go to print, we felt that we could not ignore our valuable 18 to 45-year-old prime demographic for much longer.As of January 12th, 2007, we have jumped into the usually mundane medium of print. Ah, but mundane no longer! Thanks to Lush For Life, the best place to get hold of the latest fake and satirical news in Tampa, print is looking younger and much, much funnier. Our 20,000 copies of joy are spreading themselves around all of the major Universities in the Tampa Bay area, including the University of South Florida, University of Tampa, and Hillsborough Community College.For the non-college-student-but-still-has-a-pulse-and-a-sense-of-humor reader, the paper is also distributed in the Temple Terrace area, around the University of South Florida, and in the highly populated “night life” areas such as Ybor City and Channleside that surround the University of Tampa and Hillsborough Community College – and we’re expanding all the time. At the top of the page you will find that you can download PDF versions of the aforementioned humble publication, which you can enjoy at your local coffee shop, hookah bar, or café – take it out, give it a spin, and laugh your head off. Also included, free of charge, is our extremely reasonable rate card, in case you are interested in getting great rates for reaching the college demographic.

Our fine, free publication will get you the best price per paper in the market.We can’t wait to be the newest advertising solution for you and your business, and are happily offering new client discounts. We thank you for your time and consideration. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our sales department at any time.

Sincerely,

Memphis Bryant
Advertising Sales Director